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The Twelve days of Twitter

On the first day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
A hipster with some chai tea.

On the second day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the third day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the fourth day of Twitter,
Your mother sent to me
Four @ replies,
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the fifth day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
Five perfect tits,
Four @ replies,
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the sixth day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
Six mommies blogging,
Five perfect tits,
Four @replies,
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the seventh day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
Seven , kanye west rants
Six mommies blogging,
Five perfect tits,
Four @ replies,
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the eighth day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
Eight kitties jumping,
Seven farting priests,
Six mommies blogging,
Five perfect tits,
Four @ replies,
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the ninth day of Twitter,
your mother  sent to me
Nine spelling errors,
Eight kitties jumping,
Seven farting priests,
Six mommies blogging,
Five perfect tits,
Four @ replies,
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the tenth day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
Ten drunk DMs,
Nine spelling errors,
Eight kitties jumping,
Seven farting priests,
Six mommies blogging,
Five perfect tits,
Four @ replies,
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the eleventh day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
Eleven trending topics,
Ten drunk DMs,
Nine spelling errors,
Eight kitties jumping,
Seven farting priests,
Six mommies blogging,
Five perfect tits,
Four @ replies,
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea.

On the twelfth day of Twitter,
your mother sent to me
Twelve Kanye West rants,
Eleven trending topics,
Ten drunk DMs,
Nine spelling errors,
Eight kitties jumping,
Seven farting priests,
Six mommies blogging,
Five perfect tits,
Four @ replies,
Three fail whales,
Two listless dick jokes,
And a hipster with some chai tea!

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